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MORE CASSANDRA CLARE QUOTES!!

Haha i love this series and i love Jaces sarcastic comments.


"Is this the part where you say if I hurt her, you'll kill me?"



"No" Simon said, "If you hurt Clary she's quite capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons."


— Cassandra Clare (City of Glass)








"Well, I’m not kissing the mundane," said Jace. "I’d rather stay down here and rot."


"Forever?" said Simon. "Forever’s an awfully long time."


Jace raised his eyebrows. "I knew it," he said. "You want to kiss me, don’t you?"


— Cassandra Clare (City of Ashes)







"One of the Silent Brothers is here to see you. Hodge sent me to wake you up. Actually he offered to wake you himself, but since it's 5 a.m., I figured you'd be less cranky if you had something nice to look at."


"Meaning you?"


"What else?"


— Cassandra Clare (City of Bones)




"I was thinking about the first time I ever saw you," he said, "and how after that I couldn't forget you. I wanted to, but I couldn't stop myself. I forced Hodge to let me be the one who came to find you and bring you back to the Institue. And even back then, in that stupid coffee shop, when I saw you sitting on that couch with Simon, even then that felt wrong to me-- I should have been the one sitting with you. The one who made you laugh like that. I couldn't get rid of that feeling. That it should have been me. And the more I knew you, the more I felt it--it had never been like that for me before. I'd always wanted a girl and then gotten to know her and not wanted her anymore, but with you the feeling just got stronger and stronger until that night when you showed up at Renwick's and I knew."


— Cassandra Clare (City of Glass)




"It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234."


— Cassandra Clare (City of Bones)





"Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt."


— Cassandra Clare (City of Bones)



"That does it," said Jace. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year."


Why?" Isabelle said.


So you can look up 'fun.' I'm not sure you know what it means."


— Cassandra Clare (City of Ashes)



"Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you. -Simon"


— Cassandra Clare (City of Ashes)



"And now I’m looking at you,” he said, “and you’re asking me if I still want you, as if I could stop loving you. As if I would want to give up the thing that makes me stronger than anything else ever has. I never dared give much of myself to anyone before – bits of myself to the Lightwoods, to Isabelle and Alec, but it took years to do it – but, Clary, since the first time I saw you, I have belonged to you completely. I still do. If you want me."


— Cassandra Clare (City of Glass)


"No, I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns."


— Cassandra Clare (City of Ashes)


"You said you were going for a walk!? What kind of walk takes six hours?"


"A long one?"


— Cassandra Clare (City of Glass)



"Is standing by the window muttering about blood something he does all the time?" asked Simon.


"No," Jace said. "Sometimes he sits on the couch and does it."


— Cassandra Clare (City of Ashes)



"You could have had anything else in the world, and you asked for me."


She smiled up at him. Filthy as he was, covered in blood and dirt, he was the most beautiful thing she'd ever seen.


"But I don't want anything else in the world."


— Cassandra Clare (City of Glass)


"Can I help you with something?"


Clary turned instant traitor against her gender. "Those girls on the other side of the car are staring at you."


Jace assumed an air of mellow gratification. "Of course they are," he said, "I am stunningly attractive."


— Cassandra Clare (City of Bones)



"Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. (Jace Wayland)"


— Cassandra Clare (City of Bones)


"I'll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers his monsters really, really extinct.' Will that make you happy?"


— Cassandra Clare (City of Ashes)
"Don't order any of the faerie food," said Jace, looking at her over the top of his menu. "It tends to make humans a little crazy. One minute you're munching a faerie plum, the next minute you're running naked down Madison Avenue with antlers on your head. Not," he added hastily, "that this has ever happened to me."


— Cassandra Clare (City of Bones)

"Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane."






They didn't," Magnus said. "Your wards are down."






Really?" the Consul's voice dripped sarcasm. "I hadn't noticed."

"You guessed? You must have been pretty sure, considering you could have killed me."


"I was ninety percent sure."


"I see," Clary said. There must have been something in her voice, because he turned to look at her. Her hand cracked across his face, a slap that rocked him back on his heels. He put his hands on his cheek, more in surprise than pain.


"What the hell was that for?"


"The other ten percent."


— Cassandra Clare


"So when the moon's only partly full, you only feel a little wolfy?"


"You could say that."


"Well, you can go ahead and hang your head out the car window if you feel like it."


"I'm a werewolf, not a golden retriever."


— Cassandra Clare
"The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me. (Jace)"

"Don't tell me," Jace said, "Simon's turned himself into an ocelot and you want me to do something about it before Isabelle makes him into a stole. Well, you'll have have to wait till tomorrow. I'm out of commission." He pointed at himself - he was wearing blue pajamas with a hole in the sleeve. "Look. Jammies."


"Jace," Clary said, "this is important."


"Don't tell me," he said. "You've got a drawing emergency. You need a nude model. Well, I'm not in the mood. You could always ask Hodge," he said as an afterthought. "I hear he'll do anything for a -"


"JACE!" she interrupted him, her voice rising to a scream. "JUST SHUT UP FOR A SECOND AND LISTEN, WILL YOU?"


— Cassandra Clare (City of Bones)


"Don't." Clary raised a warning hand. "I'm not really in the mood right now."


"That's got to be the first time a girl's ever said that to me," Jace mused."


— Cassandra Clare (City of Bones)
"Isabelle drifted over, Jace a pace behind her. She was wearing a long black dress with boots and an even longer cutaway coat of soft green velvet, the color of moss. "I can't believe you did it!" she exclaimed. "How did you get Magnus to let Jace leave?"


"Traded him for Alec," Clary said.


Isabelle looked mildly alarmed. "Not permanently?"

"No," said Jace. "Just for a few hours. Unless I don't come back," he added thoughtfully. "In which case, maybe he does get to keep Alec. Think of it as a lease with an option to buy."


Isabelle looked dubious. "Mom and Dad won't be pleased if they find out."


"That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?" Simon inquired. "No, probably not."


— Cassandra Clare (City of Ashes)

"You might want to lie down," Magnus advised. "I find that it helps when the crushing sense of horrible realization sets in."


— Cassandra Clare (City of Ashes)

"Investigation?" Isabelle laughed. "Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names."


Good idea," said Jace. "I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein."


— Cassandra Clare (City of Bones)

"Out of the corner of her eye she thought she saw Jace shoot her a look of white rage - but when she glanced at him, he looked as he always did: easy, confident, slightly bored.


"In future, Clarissa," he said, "it might be wise to mention that you already have a man in your bed, to avoid such tedious situations."


"You invited him into bed?" Simon demanded, looking shaken.


"Ridiculous, isn't it?" said Jace. "We would never have all fit."


"I didn't invite him into bed," Clary snapped. "We were just kissing."


"Just kissing?" Jace's tone mocked her with its false hurt. "How swiftly you dismiss our love."


— Cassandra Clare (City of Bones)

"You could have fooled me. Everytime I called you, Luke said you were sick. I figured you were avoiding me. Again."


"I wasn't. I did want to talk to you. I've been thinking about you all the time."


"I've been thinking about you, too."


"I really was sick. I swear. I almost died back there on the ship, you know."


"I know. Everytime you almost die, I almost die myself."


— Cassandra Clare (City of Ashes)



"Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y.


-Jace"


— Cassandra Clare


"How awfully convenient for you, regardless. And for him. He won't have to worry about you spilling his secrets."


"Yeah," Jace said. "He's terrified I'll tell everyone that he's always wanted to be a ballerina."


— Cassandra Clare (City of Ashes)


"Don't stop there. I suppose there are also, what, vampires and werewolves and zombies?"


"Of course there are. Although you mostly find zombies farther south, where the voudun priests are."


"What about mummies? Do they only hang around Egypt?"


"Don't be ridiculous. No one believes in mummies."


— Cassandra Clare (City of Bones)